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The Ping Pong Tee
Run till you puke blood. Practice till you piss blood. You'll feel better. If you don't... you'll let down the ones who've always admired you. Hero Kenzan. Enter the hero. Ping Pong.

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Ultra-soft, broken-in, old school tee feel
Color: White on Heather Blue

Price: $25
The Arctic Owl Tee
Arctic Owls, like many other birds, swallow their prey whole. Stomach juices digest the flesh and the indigestible bones, teeth, fur, and feathers are compacted into oval pellets that the bird regurgitates 18 to 24 hours after feeding. Yummy and true!!

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: White on Red

Price: $25
The oblib Tee
Who's going on a stealth mission? oblib is going on a stealth mission. This bizsnatch is black on black and is quietly confusing until you're standing face to face with a mirror.

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: Black on Black

Price: $25
The Dynamite Tee
What does it mean when you really really really want to push a tnt plunger and blow something up? Are you crazy? Are you a destructive little mf? or... are you a pretty normal dude? I vote for 'you're a destructive little mf', but most elections I vote in, the person I vote for loses.

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: White on Heather Gray

Price: $25
The Powerlines Tee
If you've ever lived near powerlines you probably have Tesla powers. Try shooting lightning bolts out of your fingers, you'll never know till you try. And yes... Tesla could shoot lightning out of his fingers. Star Wars is totally a documentary, but Edison is Vader and Tesla is good.

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: Blue on Heather Gray

Price: $25
The Shamrock Tee
Once I saw Kathy Ireland in a David Z. shoe store in New York, no wait, that was Brooke Shields, they're kinda like the same person right? Ok, maybe they're not. Shamrock Shakes!!

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: Gold on Kelly Green

Price: $25
The Sasquatch Tee
I think I believe in the sasquatch. Why? Because Tenacious D wrote a song about him. That's pretty much all I need to believe anything. Tenacious D has yet to lead me astray.

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: White on Heather Blue

Price: $25
The Handoff Tee
If I were a spy, guess what, I'd be good. I'm sneaky, I look good in a trench coat, and... well... that's about it. So do I have the job? Great. Thanks. Now, lets discuss vacation days.

Fabric: 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend Tee
Feel: Super comfy, broken-in vibe.
Color: White on Heather Gray

Price: $25
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