So, in the little town that I live there are two types of bums. 1, the smelly kind… and 2, the smellier kind. I’m not much a fan of the get in your face and beg for money style. And as much as I’m down for a environmentalism and people’s rights and all that lovely crap, I prefer people not in my grill more than all that other stuff. So, I’m not sure if this makes me a bad person, but I’ve figured out how to combat the Treehuggie types who pretend to be your bff while their buddy is behind you picking your pocket (I’m talking about the Greenpeace people, not sure if I’m being too vague). It’s call the “mindfuck the college kids with a.d.d. trick” also known as “The Shamshee”. When the panhandlers approach you all you do is point to the ground, they look down, get confused, and forget who they were sent there to harass. There’s no need to really say anything and you don’t need to look at them either, that just invites them in. You can also point up at a building or the sun, thus blinding them. And this concludes our how to be a douche bag lesson of the day.