Bands on the best show ever list: Man or Astro-Man?, Shy Child (when they were good, sorry guys), Les Savy Fav, Green Day (dookie tour), Nerf Herder, and… there are some others I can’t remember at the moment. Why is MOAM so awesome? Uhh, they cloned themselves, twice. Flaming theremins and tesla coils. They’re from outer space. The printer song. Bring an old tv and you get in for free (not sure if they still do that). And! Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard is the next Tesla. If you’re not going to one of the shows, I probably don’t want to see you there anyway. Sorry yalls, this is where we weed out the rad from the rest of the bmxers.

THEY’RE BACK! The 2010 Tour: Link

This may end up sending me to an actual rehab center. If an “intervention” (also the name of a Call of Duty sniper rifle) were to happen I wouldn’t be surprised. But don’t be surprised if I get dragged back down by the sweet sound of claymores. It’s happening November 9th, 2010. See me before then, because after, I’ll be in my game cave.

Casserhole says what? Exactly.

Summertime. It’s a time for three things; drinking cold beverages, listening to the best Fresh Prince song ever, and… SCIENCE! …and lets say recycling too, everybody loves recycling, except, litterers. They hate recycling. Bunch of friggin’ dumb jerks whose moms didn’t teach them manners if you ask me. Who aren’t jerks? The bevy scientists. Guess what they did this time. Ya know how when you’re drinking your tasty beverage and you get towards the end and it’s juicy yumminess concentration has become more of a watered down backwash sandwich? What if a super-nerd told you that you could have that same frosty beverage minus the water dilution incurred by melting ice (I’m pretty sure they’d say the word ‘dilution’ too)? You’d give that super-nerd a high-5 right? Well warm up you hand, the genius nerds have struck back! Oh, and why did I bring up recycling? Because using these fakey ice cubes is like water conservation… ya know, like water saving is like recycling water that’s never used, right? It’s not thaaat big of a stretch… just think locally man.

Mimes. They’re back! Trust me, I can see trends right before they hit and after this trend of every movie coming out in 3D is over, it’ll be mime time! We’re talkin’ old school mimes too, with white faces and berets and gloves, not the fake ones that dress up like robot “Statue of Liberty”-ies (The correct pluralization. Suggit!). I’m so excited, this is going to be awesome, I’m off to go practice!

When really, is it the best time to listen to rockin’ Christmas music? When it’s cold and chilly out? Or when you’re sweating your caboose off and you need a rockin’ cool down? This is for your caboose, you’re welcome your caboose! Choo Choo!

“Where do great ideas come from”? And do the people that ask that question ever say, “any idea you have has already been thought of”? Because if they did, then every great idea would come from someone else. Oooh, that’s kinda creepy. These are the notebooks that steal all my great ideas. I should probably put great in quotes there, but I won’t.

What to do? What to do? Do I wear my Scholsey jersey or do I wear my Giggsy jersey? Either way, the other is going to feel bad. Man, this is such a tough decision. My Scholes jersey is a red home jersey, I’ll be much more noticeable in that, and my Giggs jersey is a cool black away one. Giggs is just the man. He’s been winning awards like crazy this past season. But Scholes is the man too. He’s so great, even when he plays defense and just tackles the crap out of people and gets yellow cards. Ok, I’m going Scholesy. or, wait… maybe Giggsy. Damn!

Thursday, July 22nd – 4pm.
23rd Street and Broadway.

Dudes never know what to get dudes for presents, especially for groomsman gifts. But here’s some help. What do dudes like to do? Cut stuff. Who do dudes like? MacGyver. Where do dudes like to go? Not very far when they need a tool. So what do dudes want? The Leatherman. You’re welcome… again.

I was never in to the Goo but I was in a supermarket recently and I Shazam’d a song that was playing over the pa system and it turned out to be Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo doing a solo thing. Ever since, it’s been all G’Dolls… and Tokyo Police Club, that album still rocks, I’ve almost killed it. The GooGs are/is currently touring and I oddly want to go. By the way, I’m not a fan of pluralized band names. Although my future band name is pluralized, but that name is too awesome and is the only exception. Oh what’s my band name you ask? Not tellin’ (« no that’s not the name, that’s a Nickelodeon show, most likely), ask me the name in person and I’ll tell you. It’s top secret, but not super top secret.